Oh. Em. Gee.

I haven't blogged in about forever and I realize this is a fairly common pattern of mine: whatever project I set my mind on, I end up quitting halfway through and then starting again at one point --until I quit yet again? But this time, I will keep my word for at least six months, I promise. I figured people were getting sick of reading my pseudo-witty slash philosophical statuses on Facebook and it was maybe time I went back to a more isolated platform. Which is even more accessible than Facebook but for some reason it makes more sense...

Anywho, as most of you know, I am no longer in beautiful Berlin --I got tired of the erratic weather-- and in an attempt to avoid facing reality for one more year, my good friend Claudia and I discussed "What's the furthest place from our neurotic families?" and, long story short, we took the next plane to Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. After a year of post-clubbing Döner Kebabs, here I am, eating Tim Tams by the kilo, using the word "heaps" every other sentence and trying to avoid skin cancer even when it rains. And, yes, my fellow Europeans, it's summer in February here, don't be haters.

So, what to look forward to, my friends? Crazy nerdy/gay finds from the vault, reviews of cultural and not-so-cultural stuff and comments on random things I experience (ranging from eating a crocodile steak sandwich to working as a call center operator under a female alias) Admit it, you can't wait for it.

 Love, or what you will.

L.

PS: I know I haven't replaced the picture of the Brandenburg Gate but until I find a serial number to continue using Photoshop CS5, I couldn't be bothered trying with another software. So sue me.